My Big Fat Greek Wedding - It's my family disguised as a Greek family.  Five stars. Stealing Harvard - SPOOOOOOOOOOON!  FOUR STARS. Moulin Rouge - Dancing, costumes, singing, midget hookers.  Five stars. Kiss of the Dragon - Jet Li can save the girl but not the movie.  Two stars.

Okay folks, long reviews bore me, and I'm sure it bores you to read them.  Therefore, I'm starting a whole new format to the movie reviews section.  Each review will be three seconds long.  Four if you read really really slow.  That should keep everyone happy...you don't have to read pages and pages, and I dont have to CODE pages and pages.  YAY!  - Sean